Shocking culture of Asian countries

I had a long conversation about Asian countries such as Taiwan, China, Hong Kong, Hainan, and Shanghai with a friend. It’s a big cultural difference compared to United States. After everything I learned, I’m not to sure I can survive in Asian countries. Well, this is what I learn:

• In Asian countries, you are either rich or poor. There are really no middle class. I imagine the workers being poor, and the owners of the businesses being rich. So if you don’t come a rich family, or own your own business, you are poor.

• The average monthly income is $100 US dollars. I think I spend over that amount in one weekend just for fun. I guess its true, when you’re poor, you’re poor.

• The discrimination is huge. If you’re poor, people look down on you. People struggle to act rich, fake rich. Since the poor doesn’t have enough money to buy cars, they show off their phones. People would take the bus for a year just to save enough money to but one LV bag. That’s serious materialism.

• If you are out with friends, and you happen to be the richest one, all your friends will expect you to pay for everything. Their all jealous of you, and will often expect you’re gifts to them to be expensive no matter what the intentions are.

• There are lots of poor people. And a lot of these poor people will do almost anything for money. Lots of pretty girls stalk older rich men in wealthy hangouts. Rich old men buy them stuff and use younger prettier women for sex, rather than getting prostitutes, because prostitutes have higher risk for diseases.

• It’s very easy to get girls in Asian countries. If you speak English, and can afford Starbucks, lots of girls will flock to you.

• Beer is for the poor. Hard liquor is for the rich. If you hit the bar and drink hard liquor, girls will sit with you. Since the general rule is, “if you drink, you better drink till you pass out”, simply get the girl drunk, and then take her to a hotel. I was told that most girls want to do this. And oh yea, after sex, run away before she wakes up because she’s going to want to go shopping.

There are more interesting things that I learned about Asian countries. I think that’s enough for now. I’ll be visiting China soon. I’ll see if I encounter any of this. Also, if I tell them I’m from L.A. I think they’ll automatically think I’m rich, and live next to Hollywood stars. So much to be on the better end of stereotypes. Go Asia!

Raymond

Raymond is the co-founder and co-author of AwfulMind!